Who the fuck are you motherfucker?
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HEY, I'M MARTHA BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS?
BACON. I LOVE ANIME, READING, YAOI, MOVIES, AND COMIC BOOKS. SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A GAY MAN TRAPPED IN A WOMANS BODY. WHY CAN'T I BE A BEAUTIFUL GAY MALE ANIME CHARACTER WITH A SIZABLE SCHLONG?

theoryofwar:

danny-deneato:

Tag your horror please

thymegatampon:

im so awful

professorfangirl:

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

because your saliva will make the chinchilla wet, and chinchillas can’t get wet. The end.

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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intenselydoucement :
kissu
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deelekgolo:


quincythepigboy:

ive never felt more national pride than I do right this second

thelesserknown221c:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

b̡͈̤̪̗̜̊̔ͧ̅̈̃ͧr̶̜͈͈͔̐̿͌̂͊ͪ̓e͒ͭ̊̐a͕̻̭͈̺͋̾͋͌ͬ̓̀k̠̘̣̭͊͒ͭͩ̕f̴̣̘̺̪̫̠̟̽̾a̰̘̥̝͓̪ͪ̾͗͗ͭs̙͓t̂͑ͦͫ̃̊ͬ ̲̤͕̯̀ͅi͚̳̫̰̘ͥ͑ͫͩ̾̃ś͇̬ͬͮ͗̀̓͒́ͅ ͖̫͍̰̹̍̋ͯͮt̴͈̠̱̺̞̜͔h̝̺̼̯͠ͅe̥͌ͤ ͚ͨͥ̚b̖̞̤̝͛ͧ͑̿ē̸̠̜ͯͪͥ̉d͕̗̘̹̦́͗

thelesserknown221c:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

b̡͈̤̪̗̜̊̔ͧ̅̈̃ͧr̶̜͈͈͔̐̿͌̂͊ͪ̓e͒ͭ̊̐a͕̻̭͈̺͋̾͋͌ͬ̓̀k̠̘̣̭͊͒ͭͩ̕f̴̣̘̺̪̫̠̟̽̾a̰̘̥̝͓̪ͪ̾͗͗ͭs̙͓t̂͑ͦͫ̃̊ͬ ̲̤͕̯̀ͅi͚̳̫̰̘ͥ͑ͫͩ̾̃ś͇̬ͬͮ͗̀̓͒́ͅ ͖̫͍̰̹̍̋ͯͮt̴͈̠̱̺̞̜͔h̝̺̼̯͠ͅe̥͌ͤ ͚ͨͥ̚b̖̞̤̝͛ͧ͑̿ē̸̠̜ͯͪͥ̉d͕̗̘̹̦́͗

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

thelesserknown221c:

thisisnoise5:

I hope it’s a PS4

guys i think its a toaster

thelesserknown221c:

thisisnoise5:

I hope it’s a PS4

guys i think its a toaster

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