Who the fuck are you motherfucker?
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HEY, I'M MARTHA BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS?
BACON. I LOVE ANIME, READING, YAOI, MOVIES, AND COMIC BOOKS. SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A GAY MAN TRAPPED IN A WOMANS BODY. WHY CAN'T I BE A BEAUTIFUL GAY MALE ANIME CHARACTER WITH A SIZABLE SCHLONG?
spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

spocklets:

I was sitting in the break room at work today and apparently I had this really dopey looking smile on my face and one of my coworkers leans over and says “I know that smile. You’re thinking about your crush aren’t you? I’ve been married 36 years, I can tell.”

I was thinking about Star Trek. 

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
Love her

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

She’s a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, guillotine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

piplump:

Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

katodown:

bonegeek:

ellie5192:

connorkawaii:

[british sigh]

#[slightly lower australian sigh]

[canadian apology] 

[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]

katodown:

bonegeek:

ellie5192:

connorkawaii:

[british sigh]

[canadian apology] 

[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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